It's not a lake... it's an ocean

Completed Portal 2 in only a day.
Epic.

With this logic I could complete it 365x a year.
By around the 10th time I wouldn’t even have to use the controller anymore.
MIND POWERS. 

I’m off to a BBQ around 2.30…
I’m making sure I don’t eat ANYTHING before I go, I intend to eat these bastards out of house and home.

For those of you who know me… you know i’m the kind of fat bastard who CAN DO IT. 

aworldwithoutgreed:

true dat

Yup.

Went out with Jesus, Rachel and Jodie for a stroll and a bite to eat.  
Was a pretty good laugh, got some Oreo ice cream (although according to Jesus, it wasn’t the real thing) haha
Got myself Bulletstorm for Xbox, played it for about 3 hours straight and now i’m watching John Candy films… you gotta love ‘im.
Anyways probably gonna scoot to bed and attempt to sleep  : s

(2 days til i’m 21!) 

21 on Friday the 15th.
Really need to get myself on the level, single, no job and just plain unhappy with the state my life’s in.
Plus like 3 or 4 people have gotten jobs in the past week and I haven’t managed it in almost 2yrs. now.
I used to think it was just a stupid system but it’s really starting to dawn on me that it’s probably me…

Maybe this is what my life is destined to be.
But if I don’t sort something out soon, I won’t be here much longer. 

I am suspicious of how good my day has been.
My day’s are never this good, something’s either happening or about to happen… I just know it, y’know?
I’m not complaining about the good times, just the inevitable shit storm around the corner.

Ahh well, still trying to lose weight and still smoking enough cigarettes to kill a canary and warn any miners on there way into the maze of a mine shaft my life has become.